Bobert-Rob's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TMNT: REBEL S.E.]

AAAAAAAAH.

Holy fuck nut. That was good. Sure, it's random, but it at least makes sense. Sort of. I mean many things aren't explained, but the turtles all had great reactions to these mysteries. Leo's scream was especially awesome. The hat thing was also classic. The end is fucking strange too... but... well the whole thing is strange. Awesome though. Voices leave a little to be desired (without the subtitles I wouldn't have known what the hell they were saying half the time), but for the most part they work pretty well. All and all, awesome toon.

[Charlie the Unicorn]

God, another stupid cartoon with Carl in it

So, um... yeah. Shading was good, animation left a little to be desired but it was okay... I didn't really find it funny. Why, you ask? Couldn't be the fact that I'm seeing a little trend of throwing a character that sounds exactly like ATHF's Carl into ATHF-ish situations. Nooo. Couldn't also be the fact that it's big only because the animator felt like using pictures that barely move instead of vector art. No way. Couldn't be the humor that unfortunately reminds me of Sponge Bob. Heavens no. So I guess I hate it because the letters in the word MOUNTAIN didn't join the sing along. Really, it made me frown. It's like the MOUNTAIN letters hate the CANDY letters. That's just wrong.

[Shamoozal: Black Friday..]

That was pretty good

I actually like that it wasn't that long. Really. The voice work was pretty good too (hey, any voice acting that isn't emotionless in the flash world is pretty damn good to start with!) Graphics were alright. Not great but they work. Good little thing you got here.

[Suppressed Emotions]

I just got one question...

Ok, so, the graphics looked good, it was animated well enough and the voice acting wasn't great but it'll do I guess. I only have one question though: If you (or the character in the cartoon I guess if this never happened) weren't looking for a partner, why go to a club? Does this guy dance or something? Didn't look like he was doin' much of that. Decent cartoon though, I guess.

desc3 responds:

I'll tell you:
The character, though not looking for a partner, seeks the presence of other people, in order to maintain an adequate social status and, most of all, to get drunk really bad ;-)

[Arfenhouse Teh Movie 3]

Credits!

When I saw this, I had to check it out. I must say... the hell? The only funny thing about it is that it's so short and it's all credits. I remember playing the OHR games and those ones got longer with each installment... I guess this is backwards? The length of the credits was funny, but it isn't the first time I've seen that sort of parody.

...and me! For pissing you off.

[Batman : The Red Hood]

The audio is actually one of the better qualities

I don't know about the others, but I personally liked the voices. Well, ok, most of the voices were just satisfactory, but I did like the laugh at the end. The animation was kinda jerky, but it wasn't bad. In any case, good flash.

[Sonic'sQuestForPower3(P2)]

What... the... hell?

What in the blazes just happened? Um.... yeah. The graphics were good, the sound was a little iffy (the quality of the voices annoyed me, and the dialogue was so generic and simplistic it made me laugh a couple times). The battles were... um... DBZ on speed? That's alright, I'm just glad it wasn't bogged down with too much dialogue like DBZ, y'know? In any case, it was good and all, but not great by any means.

BTW, I was wondering if anyone else had noticed that weird connection between Megaman X and Sonic both having robot animals... kind of weird to mix the two but it's all good.

[Liu Kang's Crossover]

That was really good

Not many sprite movies make me laugh out loud, but that one did. The part I loved the best was when all the MK fighters started mimicing Cyrax and start dancing around. That was awesome. Everything else was pretty good, but that part right there was great. Good job.