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Interesting premise

And nicely done. Hope this does get turned into some sort of series, it's looking pretty good thus far. And with the topic of 'toyline-based 80s cartoons', you have a LOT to parodize and mock. Good luck with that in the future. Or if you don't end up continuing, good luck with whatever else you do. Harry.

Hey how's it going

That made a little too much sense. Stop making so much sense. Nice frame by frame work there, and the colors are pretty odd. They help add to the strangeness. The strangeness. Because strangeness is a word. Wordness. But really, stop making so much sense. Senseness. Senseless? No, not at all, how dare you. I'm shocked you would ask such a thing. Name your own price air fare.

Like how weird flash animations can coax the weirdness out of people? I don't. MAKE IT STOP. *lies down*

MAKE A PIZZA

Hm, that was interesting. Not a big fan of the animation style, but it wasn't bad or anything. It was all pretty well drawn, but the animation was a little too... how can I say, wobbly? I guess that'd describe it. Better than them just standing around motionlessly, that's for sure. A lot of it was decently funny, but the only part that actually made me laugh was the MAKE A PIZZA thing, definitely a highlight. And the fact that the blue eyed guy kept trying to be cool with him regardless of the fact that he's crazy. Good job overall.

BaconMask responds:

I'm still perfecting the animation... I just can't stand it when characters just stand there like gargoyles. Thanks a lot for watching!

More toasters need to go on journeys.

Very interesting, nicely done. I like how you made the animation out of actual drawings and everything. I like the simplicity of the character designs, too. The style's not too terribly original (dots for eyes, no noses, the bodies being made of basic geometric shapes, etc), but original enough for it not to be stale. Not stale for me, anyway. The fact that you used actual drawings makes it fresh enough, really. In any case, good job. Oh, the song's good too. Good songs are nice. Good luck with future animation endeavors.

A valiant effort... I guess

It was alright. The animation itself wasn't bad (well, the style kind of annoyed me, but I overlooked it), but the delivery of the jokes (and even some of the jokes themselves) left a lot to be desired. I don't know if it was the voice acting or the writing (or both, in some cases), but something was definitely off. The only thing that was actually funny was the theme song for that time travelling bears show. Not a bad start, but work on the delivery of the jokes or the voice acting and you'll have yourself a dandy little series.

ExcellentFriends responds:

I love you!

That's a damn good pilot

I really like the style of this. The car chase scene was amazing; everything in that was pretty close to perfect. The music was awesome as usual. I like the fact that this mecha-death thing wears a top hat. Very cool. All in all, I think that if you are able to turn this into a series that it would be a very nice one. Good luck with that.

That was just dumb. In a bad way.

What was the point of that? The beginning especially pissed me off... it didn't make sense, it was drawn shitty, and whoever did the voice did a horrible job. He's supposed to be yelling, but he's nowhere close. The only decent part was the Unicorn part, and that was surrounded by garbage. It's not bad because it's random. I've seen plenty of random flash that were good, but this definitely isn't one of them. The only good thing about this flash, besides the decent unicorn thing, was its length. It was bad, but it didn't waste much of my time.

Next time you do something random, be sure the random things you put into it are actually worth seeing. And work on the voice acting, that was pathetic. Get the voice acting quality to match the visuals and you'll be in business. Keep trying.

Mouflon responds:

The voice in the beginning is a spontaneous recording from a friend of mine. But perhaps you're still right that it doesn't match. Thank you, Rob, SO MUCH for this feedback <3

That was weird

That was weird... that's... all I can say. You're good with drawing things rotate, that's for sure... lots of rotation and morphing. The song's kinda... um... subpar, but it's original at least, so I gotta give you props for that. Well, I think it's original... the singer sounds like one of the voices in one of your other cartoons so I'm going to assume it's the same guy and thus it's an original song. Yeah. Experimenting with new styles is fun.

Why am I not impressed?

Oh no, robotic mayhem. Everybody run and whatnot. Why is it that even though the description states the robots are more advanced than humans, none of the robots ever kill anyone? What's so advanced about robots missing every target? 'What if robots were more advanced than their makers'... were the robots made by dogs or something?

The animation was pretty mediokre. Some of the drawings were good, but the animation throughout was lacking. I hate collabs to begin with, but none of the parts really shined over any other. The music was good, but that's all that was good about this flash. The animation didn't sync well with the music and overall it was pretty lackluster. The action wasn't any good either, just a bunch of anime-ish jumps and clumbsy ass robots that can't aim worth shit. That or bullets in this cartoon's reality don't really hurt.

As you can tell, I'm a bit biased against collabs anyway, but even if this wasn't a collab, it would need some serious work to be any good. Nice attempt at least... I guess.

Ruled

This is a beautiful chunk of gold and it's great in all aspects. It looks spectacular and that means it's the best damn thing on newgrounds. Sure, there isn't much of a story, but who needs story? They try to get him, he runs around, he kicks their cloud asses. That's all the story anyone could ever ask for. Personally I hope the next installment has less story and is just random shots of beautiful scenery. Keep worshipping this, it deserves every bit of worship it has coming.

All I do all day is make cartoons in various programs. Comedic animations, parodies of movies and video games. EGO FI.

Robert Winchester @Bobert-Rob

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