Bobert-Rob's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nameless 6 Vol.3 Part 2/2]

Hah

I sat here and watched this entire thing. It was really, really good, man. Good job with it. Although the part in the credits, where you mention Rob... I know it ain't me, but it's still a creepy coincidence.
And I'm glad the manatee is okay.

LazyMuffin responds:

I actually just wanted to get ANY Rob to make em wonder.
I don't know any Rob.

[Rwd: 032 Orgasm Girl]

Goooooood

I need to watch more of your stuff. I seriously have a bad view on your work because of one or two things I saw which is completely unfair. This was pretty funny, even though I'm not entirely sure what the hell Orgasm girl is... I know it's something on here, but I've never seen it, so there ya go. But you explained it well, so I wasn't left out. Yay.
So I'm going to watch more so I can stop being unfairly biased against ya. ITS JUST WHAT NICE PEOPLE DO FOR EACH OTHER, DAMNIT.

LazyMuffin responds:

Thanks Bobert, HOPE YOU LIKE MY STUFF HOPEFULLY!

[Kids These Days]

You tell em'!

I watched it, I laughed. Ending was good.

Reminds me of posters a CERTAIN SOMEONE HAS ON THEIR WALLS STILL. YAKNOWWHATIMEAN.

Oney responds:

thank you father i fail you not

[Birthday 18]

I actually really liked this

Which is weird, because usually I don't think too much of your work. A random song, a gay joke here and there, more random humor... usually no structure. But this has an interesting funny-but-depressing vibe to it. A friend told me about the twist, but hearing about it and seeing it are two different things. I ended up really liking it in the end, so I'm glad I actually watched it. I wish you the best of luck with everything.

LazyMuffin responds:

Is that really how you see my stuff generally? That's a shame, I like your stuff.
Point me out to the gay jokes if possible, and I thought lately my stuff have been fairly structured. BUT OKAY, I'll make a note of it.

Glad you liked this one.

[Wanted To Be A Ghost]

Yep, that's Newgrounds for you

First, good animation. Nothing ground breaking, but you know how to do it, so that's good. I have to agree with the others in saying the ending wasn't all great... I mean, it's ironic, sure, but this has been done to death on NG. So many flash will have that sort of lame attempt at a final joke... haha death, it's shocking so it's funny. Of course, this isn't a humorous flash, but you get what I mean. If it wasn't for the ending, it would've been cute and had a more of a point to it.

But that's just the story, and the story is only one element of it, so okay. Otherwise it was a decent animation, it had a cute style, and the music was good too. Work on the writing and you'll have a good animation on your hands. Keep trying, man!

ViNCeNT-aSMoDeuS responds:

This is exactly what Hitchcock had to go through when he killed off the young boy and old lady on the bus.
I really don't like happy happy films, so an abrupt albeit slightly disturbing moral is the way to go for me.
Though I do agree, my scriptwriting needs work.
That's because usually I make everything up on the spot, but this is my first time actually trying.
Cheers for the critique.

[Abyssal]

Hmm...

Not bad. Though a little bit of the creepyness is lost on me, but that's basically cuz this entire thing seemed inspired by the documentary "Deep sea", part of the "Blue Planet" series about wild life in the ocean. This focusing on all the fish in the deeper parts of the ocean. You definitely did the trick of making them creepier though, so props for that. Not saying it's a rip off of those creatures, but I'd say a good... four or five of the creatures in this look really similar to those. Just saying.
On another note, it needs to be... I don't know, slower to be scary, I'd say. It moves along way too quickly to be truly unsettling. That's just my two cents, anyway. What's here is good, if only needing to be pushed a little further.

Scythemantis responds:

I actually didn't get to see Blue Planet until a bit more recently, I've loved the deep sea abyss since I read about it as a child :)

I'm glad you felt it went by a little fast, other people complained it was too long and slow; I think it's fairly brief!

[-Love at First Sight-]

Definitely interesting, and it flowed well

I have to say I'm proud of how this turned out. The clips, while diverse, still fit together rather well. The only things I would change would be the super literal display of the lyrics (starry nights are pretty, but it's kind of silly to show it every time the word star is said) and perhaps tone down on the kissing. Of course, this IS a lovey dovey Valentines day submission, so it delivers on what's expected of it. Good job, everyone!

Zwickel responds:

Yea the pixel part had too many stars.
It's funny how must of us made kissing in the ending frames of each part.

[Attack!]

YEAH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK

I like it! It's all... rough and stuff. Certainly better then my first flash animation, that's for sure. You know all about that, though, DONT YA?!
I find it funny how you had to be like "THIS IS MY FIRST OMG!" in the first sentence. Silly you.
And shouldn't the name of the song be called "Attack of US!"? Attack of the planet smashers by the planet smashers... is just a little redundant.
I like how this rambling is going nowhere.
So yeah, good stuff, I enjoy the style... crude, but it's a good start. Good start indeed. You and your cutesy stuff, heh.
Keep at it!

Araelyn responds:

I totally squealed like a little girl when I saw you wrote me a review.
Just getting that out of the way aha.

Yeah, it's all rough and stuff. I guess I was being SUPER lazy, really. It looks like the stuff I used to draw in classes. All those pictures are just really crude and messy. Messy seems to be a theme in my life. Seriously, you should see my room right now.

Yayy. I'm actually REALLY glad you liked it, especially coming from you. I guess it IS cutesy. Well, you know how much I like cute things.
And, I will keep at it.
Thank you SO much, really.

[Invasive Species]

Wow, well done

Man, this is awesome. Really nice claymation you did here. I'd give it a 10, but the storyline seems a little... nonexistant. Yes, the green things are bad and the guy with three legs saves the day by killing them, but aside from that, there's not much plot. Not that you'd need it... and I'm sure I missed something due to the text being hard to read. Oh well, it was awesome either way, great job!

MackProductions responds:

Thanks! I appreciate it! Yeah the storyline wasn't too deep mainly so the somewhat simple idea could be applied to multiple things. But yeah, the text got fuzzy when flash-ed, so I'll add what it says to the description.

[Chris & Harry]

DBZ inspired randomness

I want to rate it lower due to the obvious inspirations here, but it was well put together. It looked nice, but it just seems more or less standard NG-fare. You know, DBZ-Matrix-Awesome mixtures of fighting and the random shit happening. You're getting better at animation though, so good job with that. Good luck with future works, yo. If you even read this, heh.

Oney responds:

if i ever read this? i read EVERY SINGLE REVIEW dude! thanks for watching, halfbeard!