Ah, 2012, about the umpteenth time were all supposed to die now, is it? Isn't it wonderful how socioty likes to try and predict when we're all going to die? I'm sorry if people around you are bugging you about this little gem; personally, I don't know any one who buys into this, but I do like to make references to it myself, occasionally. My own way of diminishing it's credibility. It must get annoying if you hear it a LOT though. And, also, yes, I likey aimless rambling. I even do it some times (okay, most of the time). Although, if I didn't, reason would tell one that I would not be typing this response because I would have accepted your advice like a sensible person that does not like aimless rambling and would have moved on and not read the post, rendering me incapable of making this comment unless I was a damn good guess at where you were going with the title for this post. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Quite truely, indeed sir.
that picture made me have to poop
Like a laxative, but without having to drink or eat anything. Nifty.
man that some weird shit, i mean wtf 2012? they said that it would end on 2000
ond 2006 and other dates that i dont fucking rember, but im sure of something, if its real we will know it some days bfore, u know volcanos erupting, alot of earthquakes and things like that, AND MAN I WILL FUCK EVEEEEEEEEEEEERYTHING THAT MOVES, I MEAN EEEEEEEEVERYTHING LOL :)
Volcanoes erupt all the damn time. You know, if you watch enough of the discovery channel, they have like 50,000 hour long specials about different ways that we could all die someday, like super volcanoes and meteors and whatever, it's ridiculous. And I would know, I watch a lot of the discovery channel. It's insane how often they talk about shit that has a 0.0001% chance of happening as if it's worth mentioning. "There's a 0.00001% chance the entire planet could just combust eventually, so lets make a special talking about it so idiots will freak out about it!". TV is fun.
Waiit.
think about this:
I heard the mayan calendar ends at 012/012/012 (note the zeros)
And it is true that the mayan calendar HAS predicted many events that DID happen.
So technically if the mayan calendar ends at 012/012/012...
We would have died when Jesus was just a pre-teen?
I think not.
And when 2012 comes, I'mma laugh at those people who thought the world's gonna end.
And if the world DOES end at 2012...
Then I am an asshole!
:D
(checks online for a mayan calendar)
It shouldn't happen.
And just ignore those people who say it will happen, because when society was sopposed to "crumble", it was because the computers will malfuntion due to the date saying "00" and the computers will think "OMFG OMFG OMFG GUESS TEH FAWKZORZ WHAT!!!!!! IT'S THE BEGINNING OF TIME!! WE DON'T EXIST!! -explode-"
-sigh-
Don't listen to those people.
People buy into the stupidest shit sometimes, I tell you. And other people keep saying 12/21/12, which is pretty repetitive too. Lots of twos and ones in that bitch. If it is indeed 12/12/12 that the Mayan calendar ends, well, that's damn awesome, because it's just a bunch of twelves. They probably just ended the calendar there because they were tired of doing it. I mean shit, they're not even around anymore, so it's not like they needed it to go very far to begin with.
Heh i did a science fair study on this theory, it seems plausible in some cases, however many more cases on the other side of the coin makes it look like a pile of shit. Like everyone said before me, doomsday has started to become a cliche cuz no matter how many times some cultist/kook/whoever thinks that the worlds gunna end on a certain date, it doesn't. If anything maybe somthing'll happn on 2012, and the world ends, but not wat the Mayans think will happen. They think that a gate way to hell will rip open were the Earth is and suck us in. In these days, its called a black hole and i dont know wat the Mayans were thinking, but the odds of that happening is about -60 to 0.
I think that ,if anything, our world'll get wasted by Bush getting tanked at an "office party" then go press the "accidental nuclear strike" button on his desk with all guns aimed to Canada here and blow the hole dam country off this earth and leave a hole the size of the Pacific Ocean in its place.
Those are just my thoughts. Preferably it wont happen either cuz i live in Alberta.
-And also, notice the date on the doomsday, its 12/12/2012 i bet if the mayans had the chance they would have made it 13/13/2013 just to make it seem more convincing. and its like 13 days from Christmas, kind of annoying cuz u miss getting free stuff, the date should be in January some time cuz then law and order can break down before Christmas and everyone can just steal the best christmas gifts ever, use them for a little while, smash them, steal thousands of fireworks for newyears and have a kick ass newyears that has fireworks going from dusk till dawn, criminals partying with cops, guys with girls, booze and sex for everyone, and the best thing is you dont have to clean it up cuz the black hole will do it for u.
-_- There i think i'v said all i need to say. Sorry if u didnt like the rant, but it was fun to type. :D
Doomsday theories are a dime a dozen, honestly. Every couple of years there's another one... it's a damn fad, man. The Y2k bug will be back in fashion before you know it, heh...
And hell, at least it isn't 12/21/12, cuz that's only like 4 days from christmas. That'd be even meaner, heh. Whatever the date is, it ain't gonna happen. But ranting is fun, which is why I did it... so yay for that.
You are the king of the portal my friend
Baloney.
It's reassuring to see another intelligent human in this world, especially on the internet. It's people like you and I that will allow stupid shit like this 2012 theory to never happen, humanity would more then likely kill itself off the day people like us decide to sleep in for the day before some stupid theory predicts. O shit, WHAT IF us smart people do all sleep in one day..... we could die, we should probably start a system that ensures that at least one of us is up at all times, we should probably arrange this asap, you never know when all the smart people could feel lazy for a day. I'll take first shift, you got second?
Well, I guess we better set our alarm clocks then, eh?
aaaah... The end of the world... what a good topic... Well i came by a site once and it had a top ten ways to destroy the world... And what do you know... i forgot the top one... Argh better get on and check it out... The completion date is within my reach! Muhahaha!
Congrats on being King of the Portal.
Thanks, Murph.
Some people like to be sluts.
This is true.
s'true
I don't understand the church administrators at all.
If their poor, they claim the year of the End
If they are losing members, they erase Purgatory
If they are are getting sued, they rearranged The Mark of the Beast, it's brand you can't get rid of a burn just cause you predicted wrong.
I heard the world will end in 2010 but that's obviously bullshit. we were supposed to die 300 years ago but look at us now! these people make me sick! they're just looking for attention and belief, when really they're just fat, lazy, 42 year olds who still live in their mothers basement and hve never done any thing with their lives!
angry rantage
Exactly.
Smokey doggy. LOL.
Lol, love that rant but I heard that it its a giant Meteorite hurling towards earth. And the USA government ( Or someone with the technology ) is going to send a satellite into space that will have a gravitational pull. Making the meteorite pull away from the earths pull and shoot out into space and never come back....So I hear but until then im going to live my life =D, good rant any how lol
That's a pretty far fetched idea there, sonny. But hey, whatever floats their boats, man. Maybe the gravitational pull will backfire and cause the meteorite to come to us faster. Them satellites don't like us, you know.
2012, eh? well you never know, the london olympics are that year, and if the logo's anything to go by it could well be the end of the world XD
If we do die, i'll want to go to hell to tell Wolf Olinns what a terrible job he did.
A famous Renaissance guy (Leonardo?) said the world would end in 2060.
Actually, its scary that many of these "predictions" come true. This one guy said for 14 years an empire would rule with an iron fist, ending with a tragic death. I think he said like... 3 people or something: "Na" "Pol" and "Leon" (which when said quickly says Napoleon, as in Napoleon Bonaparte, who did in fact rule for 14 years abd meet a tragic death.)
The funny thing about 'predictions' is the fact that the only predictions people pay attention to are the ones that come true. There's so many bullshit predictions that no one's ever heard of because people want to believe there's more to life, that there's something magical to be found under all the blatantly obvious stuff. I'm not about to say this prediction or that is false or true, as I'm no judge on concrete truth, but it does seem that most people buy into these predictions very, VERY easily and it's a little... pathetic? It's easy to complain about the world and wish for it to go away, but it NEVER WILL and people need to realize that the world is what you make of it, good or bad.
End of the world huh. LOL why do so many freaks by into this shit. I mean honestly this is the err.... (gotta count on my fingers cuz I suk at math) well cant figure out how many times but to many some freak said it was coming. Love the picture by the way spike looks great in facial hair.BTW I likey the rambling I love to ramble and love it when others ramble. Speaking of rambling when is heart and the hand 2 coming out cuz Im looking forward to it. and congrats on king of the portal keep it up. RAMBLING FTW
Heh, it won't be around for awhile, the sequel you asked about. It will take time, so be patient.
SinOfTheTwilight
Well, apprently, the 2012 one might be real this time. I haven't believed this crap, and I'm still not believing this one, but this is the closest they've gotten to proving an apocolypse. Apprently, a comet is heading for Earth, and it's either going to obliterate us, or brush the planet. They said it's not comming for another couple of years *wink wink*. Still, I agree, is probably not going to happen...would suck if it did, you know?
Eskimo Rob!? YOU TAUNTING SON OF A GENIUS! If I could make time go faster...I would...BECUASE I CAN'T WAIT...ok, I can, but it's going to be hard... :(
Bobert-Rob
Meh, comet shmomet. I sincerely doubt anything like that's going to happen. If it does, then cool, but I still doubt it.
And yes, Eskimo Rob. It's funny, because if I ever did that parody episode, Rob wouldn't be like Eskimo Bob at all. He'd just fish with his fishing rod the entire time and would talk up an optimistic storm. Then Johny and Spike would get into an elaborate fight (mixing both Beebo and Jhonny series would result in that you know) and annoy Rob while he tries to innocently fish in his little ice hole.