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Total Medals Earned: 256 (From 38 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,845 Points

Santa Fu!

Sounds Good Unlocked 1/1/10
10 Points
Listen to all songs
Turbo Power Unlocked 1/1/10
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Oh Fudge Unlocked 1/1/10
25 Points
Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow Unlocked 1/1/10
25 Points
Beat Level 3
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 4/11 (70/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Backfire Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 3/14 (25/425 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman

Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go full speed
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Kill five bees
You're Bad at This Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go the minimum speed
Double Kill Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Kill two enemies without touching the ground
Triple Kill Unlocked 4/3/16
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Like Really Bad 5 Points Get negative 20 rings
Ring Lover 10 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Seriously Dude Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Quit Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/10 (80/130 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman 2

Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go quickly
You're Bad at This Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Get a negative number of rings
You're Moving Too Slow Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go the minimum speed
Double Kill Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Kill 2 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Kill 5 bees
Too Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
You went too quickly
Scrambled Eggs Unlocked 4/3/16
25 Points
Defeat Mr. Eggs in battle
Triple Kill Unlocked 4/3/16
50 Points
Kill 3 enemies as Sonac without touching the ground
Like Really Bad 5 Points Get negative 20 rings
Ring Lover 5 Points Get 100 rings in a row without missing any
Seriously Dude 5 Points Get negative 50 rings
Just Quit 10 Points Get negative 100 rings or something like come on

Medals Earned: 8/12 (120/145 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman 3

Brass Knackles Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Collect 50 rangs as Knackles. (unlocks ???)
Frodo Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Destroy a rang.
Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go quickly
Scrambled Eggs Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Defeat Mr. Eggs in hand to hand combat
Too Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
You went too quickly
You're Too Unquick Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Go as unquickly as possible
Double Kill Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Kill 2 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Missile Defense Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Destroy 15 enemies with missiles. (unlocks Shadoo)
Not the Bees Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Kill 5 bees you racist
Rang Lover Unlocked 4/3/16
25 Points
Gather 100 rangs in a row without missing any
You Will Never Get This Time Back Unlocked 4/3/16
50 Points
Play as any character for 5 minutes. (unlocks ???)
Edgy Gem Collector 5 Points Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Shadoo. (unlocks ???)
Gem Collector 5 Points Collect 7 chaos emmastones as Sonac. (unlocks ???)
I am Kazaam 5 Points Play as Picture of Shaq
Like Really Bad 5 Points Negative 20 rangs? Are you trying?
Ludicrous Speed 5 Points Go as quickly as hodgemanly possible.
Seriously 5 Points Negative 50 rangs. Are you okay
You're Bad at This 5 Points Get a negative number of rangs you loser
Just Quit 10 Points Negative 100 rangs like how bad can you even be at a thing
Indiana Jones 25 Points Collect 30 chaos emmastones as any character.
Triple Kill 25 Points Kill 3 enemies without touching the ground, as a non-flying character
Variety 50 Points Play as every character except ???

Medals Earned: 11/22 (135/280 points)

Sonac the Hodgeman 4

$420$ Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Collect a total of 420 rangs. (Unlocks ???)
Eggcellent Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Win an event against Sonac.
Flat Out Winner Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Win all 3 events with Mareo.
Frodo Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Destroy a rang.
Gotta Go Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Win an event.
Here Have a Dinosaur Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Play as 5 characters.
Too Quickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Use a boost.
Uber Sonac Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Win all 3 events with Sonac.
Wow Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Win all 3 events with Bow Wow.
You're Too Unquickly Unlocked 4/3/16
5 Points
Get last in an event.
Rang Lover Unlocked 4/3/16
10 Points
Collect 1000 total rangs.
Debt 5 Points Win an event with negative rangs.
Uber Shadoo 5 Points Win all 3 events with Shadoo.
You're a Machine 5 Points Win all 3 events with Eggsman.
Ludicrous Speed 10 Points Go as quickly as possible.
Variety 10 Points Play as every character
Varied Master Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/17 (60/120 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Ono Boners Unlocked 5/18/09
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/18/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut 25 Points Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles 25 Points Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/375 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/10/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
FREE WILLY Unlocked 12/10/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
SUCKER Unlocked 12/10/10
10 Points
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
TORPEDO TERROR Unlocked 12/10/10
25 Points
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Medals Earned: 4/11 (50/285 points)

Super Oppressed PPL.

Anacusis Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.
Colour Perception Impaired Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.
Here, let me get that for you! Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.
Hotwheels Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!
Jump Man Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
Jumping is a privilege, not a right.
Lieutenant Dan Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
"It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"
Lights Out! Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
Guerrilla Radio!
Saved in the Nick of Time! Unlocked 7/18/15
5 Points
Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.
Follow on Twitter 5 Points Follow me on Twitter @KMDES for more awesome games!
Professional Victim 5 Points Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now!
Type: Human Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/11 (40/100 points)

Sydney Shark

BroadcastHeli Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 5/4/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
AirbusA380 25 Points Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk 25 Points Take down the BAE Hawk
CH46SeaKnight 25 Points Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet 25 Points Take down the crocodile jet
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Zeppelin 25 Points Take down the zeppelin
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/17 (150/525 points)