Score: 8

"Holy shit, Mavis Beacon is back"

submission: Arfenhouse Teh Movie 6

date: August 9, 2006

It was alright. It had its moments. Favorite moments being the monopoly and the ending. The rest was alright, but nothing spectacular. Valiant effort in any case.

One thing I have to say is that the sound quality has improved. I can understand what dog is saying too, which I like. I liked how Billy was animated as well. In whole, this entire movie was animated really well. As a whole I didn't really find it all that funny though... well, compared to the previous entrees. Maybe it's finally grown stale for me? I don't know. Good job in any case.

You do what you do and you do it.

Score: 4

"That was just dumb. In a bad way."

submission: Takabus

date: July 26, 2006

What was the point of that? The beginning especially pissed me off... it didn't make sense, it was drawn shitty, and whoever did the voice did a horrible job. He's supposed to be yelling, but he's nowhere close. The only decent part was the Unicorn part, and that was surrounded by garbage. It's not bad because it's random. I've seen plenty of random flash that were good, but this definitely isn't one of them. The only good thing about this flash, besides the decent unicorn thing, was its length. It was bad, but it didn't waste much of my time.

Next time you do something random, be sure the random things you put into it are actually worth seeing. And work on the voice acting, that was pathetic. Get the voice acting quality to match the visuals and you'll be in business. Keep trying.

Score: 7

"That was weird"

submission: I'm Afraid of Clowns

date: July 23, 2006

That was weird... that's... all I can say. You're good with drawing things rotate, that's for sure... lots of rotation and morphing. The song's kinda... um... subpar, but it's original at least, so I gotta give you props for that. Well, I think it's original... the singer sounds like one of the voices in one of your other cartoons so I'm going to assume it's the same guy and thus it's an original song. Yeah. Experimenting with new styles is fun.

Score: 5

"Why am I not impressed?"

submission: Altered Reality

date: July 23, 2006

Oh no, robotic mayhem. Everybody run and whatnot. Why is it that even though the description states the robots are more advanced than humans, none of the robots ever kill anyone? What's so advanced about robots missing every target? 'What if robots were more advanced than their makers'... were the robots made by dogs or something?

The animation was pretty mediokre. Some of the drawings were good, but the animation throughout was lacking. I hate collabs to begin with, but none of the parts really shined over any other. The music was good, but that's all that was good about this flash. The animation didn't sync well with the music and overall it was pretty lackluster. The action wasn't any good either, just a bunch of anime-ish jumps and clumbsy ass robots that can't aim worth shit. That or bullets in this cartoon's reality don't really hurt.

As you can tell, I'm a bit biased against collabs anyway, but even if this wasn't a collab, it would need some serious work to be any good. Nice attempt at least... I guess.

Score: 10

"Ruled"

submission: the YuYu

date: June 2, 2006

This is a beautiful chunk of gold and it's great in all aspects. It looks spectacular and that means it's the best damn thing on newgrounds. Sure, there isn't much of a story, but who needs story? They try to get him, he runs around, he kicks their cloud asses. That's all the story anyone could ever ask for. Personally I hope the next installment has less story and is just random shots of beautiful scenery. Keep worshipping this, it deserves every bit of worship it has coming.

Score: 9

"AAAAAAAAH."

submission: TMNT: REBEL S.E.

date: December 21, 2005

Holy fuck nut. That was good. Sure, it's random, but it at least makes sense. Sort of. I mean many things aren't explained, but the turtles all had great reactions to these mysteries. Leo's scream was especially awesome. The hat thing was also classic. The end is fucking strange too... but... well the whole thing is strange. Awesome though. Voices leave a little to be desired (without the subtitles I wouldn't have known what the hell they were saying half the time), but for the most part they work pretty well. All and all, awesome toon.

Score: 5

"God, another stupid cartoon with Carl in it"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: December 1, 2005

So, um... yeah. Shading was good, animation left a little to be desired but it was okay... I didn't really find it funny. Why, you ask? Couldn't be the fact that I'm seeing a little trend of throwing a character that sounds exactly like ATHF's Carl into ATHF-ish situations. Nooo. Couldn't also be the fact that it's big only because the animator felt like using pictures that barely move instead of vector art. No way. Couldn't be the humor that unfortunately reminds me of Sponge Bob. Heavens no. So I guess I hate it because the letters in the word MOUNTAIN didn't join the sing along. Really, it made me frown. It's like the MOUNTAIN letters hate the CANDY letters. That's just wrong.

Score: 7

"That was pretty good"

submission: Shamoozal: Black Friday..

date: November 23, 2005

I actually like that it wasn't that long. Really. The voice work was pretty good too (hey, any voice acting that isn't emotionless in the flash world is pretty damn good to start with!) Graphics were alright. Not great but they work. Good little thing you got here.

Score: 5

"I just got one question..."

submission: Suppressed Emotions

date: November 22, 2005

Ok, so, the graphics looked good, it was animated well enough and the voice acting wasn't great but it'll do I guess. I only have one question though: If you (or the character in the cartoon I guess if this never happened) weren't looking for a partner, why go to a club? Does this guy dance or something? Didn't look like he was doin' much of that. Decent cartoon though, I guess.

Score: 8

"FINALLY"

submission: MJ's Halloween Jam

date: October 30, 2005

A Micheal Jackson flash that HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILDREN. GOD. Thank you. Just for that this flash is good. Too bad the .fla got corrupted. Oh well. What's there is good.