Score: 1

"Better than the first, but still bad"

submission: "Waterman" Ep. II Part I

date: February 12, 2004

I just can't seem to laugh at this cartoon. The first one was horrid, yes, but this one shows vast improvement over the last one.... well, ok, the lip syncing is a little better. That's it. The parodies were actually complimented by a story, too, which is a nice change of pace. Please, never make anything as crappy as the first one EVER AGAIN. I PLEAD TO YOU. This one is alright, but still not funny. Nice try though.

Score: 3

"What the shit?"

submission: Metallica goes to hell

date: November 27, 2003

This is a blatent rip off of the South Park scene from the movie where Kenny goes to hell. This also has nothing to do with Metallica, unless you think Metallica is a purple clock. All you did was pretty much copy the scene from the movie, except you made it look worse and replaced Kenny with a fuckin' purple clock. Please, if you make anything, make it at the very least ORIGINAL. You didn't even do that, this is crap. Try again with something that isn't pretty much a cheap version of a great movie scene.

Score: 8

"Hm, not bad"

submission: Brain Dead Ina

date: November 12, 2003

Well, the drawings were good, no doubt about that.... the animation part sucked though, but the drawing style is realistic anime for the most part, so the animation being choppy fits. (A lot of anime is choppy) The sound could've been better, especially when the kids at the end go to the house and get killed... that was really the only part where I thought to myself "Hm. Now that audio truely sucked." But anyway, it was alright.

Score: 10

"Wow... that was great."

submission: Erik the Juiceman MikeEp5

date: November 6, 2003

You, sir, have a very good series going. I love the way you animate... it's more like a true cartoon and less like a flash animation. Not choppy at all... well, some of the drawings lack (the apartment, some of the backdrops), but the animation itself is wonderful. Thank you. I eagerly await your continual of this series.

Score: 9

"MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT"

submission: BEEBO Part 8

date: November 6, 2003

I haven't seen your Beebo cartoons until just now, and I must say they're great. You sure know how to make a sloppy looking cartoon and make it great. I love it. Keep it up!

Score: 7

"Hmm... not shabby, but...."

submission: TMNT 1

date: November 5, 2003

This is an alright animation, though the lipsyncing needs to be worked on. Plus, the audio sounds a bit off. And on the subject of Shredder being gay, nowhere in the cartoon does it actually SAY he's gay. He's just dancing to gay music and has pictures of men on his wall. That doesn't make him gay technically... for all we know, Shredder is Metrosexual, appreciating the gay culture. Though the maker probably means for him to be gay, so whateva. It'd be more unexpected for the cartoon to suggest he's gay, but it'd turn out that he's doing all that to get the ladies. ANYWAY, in general, alright cartoon, work on the lipsyncing and voices, and you could have a good series on your hands.

Score: 10

"The story continues..."

submission: Mario Brothers - Part III

date: November 4, 2003

This one was a good one. Though, it didn't have the same action quality the first two did, it has the same dramatic quality. It's actually good that there was no action in this one, because that'll make the action in the next one even better! I'm loving how this series is turning out and I can't wait for part 4!

Score: 9

"Holy sweet gravy of mashed potatoes"

submission: Angry White Boy Polka

date: October 30, 2003

That, sir, is very good flash. Quality stuff you got going on there, bud. Seriously. This is probably one of the best music videos I've seen on flash. Please, keep this sort of pace up, I loved it!

Hey, as long as the review is supportive, what does it matter if it's not a great review?

Score: 9

"Pretty good, pretty good"

submission: Megaman:Titanium Rhapsody

date: October 29, 2003

It was a pretty good flash animation. I thought the funniest parts were when you'd take parts of the song, like the 'monstrosity' and use something from Megaman to visualize it. Good good goodness.

Score: 7

"Eh."

submission: Taco-Man Halloween

date: October 28, 2003

It wasn't bad, but I wouldn't consider it that good either. I liked Taco man's other cartoons much better than this, but it was a decent cartoon non-the-less. Keep it up, Sam!