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I'm going to be honest: I'm not super proud of Dinner with Frenchie, a cartoon I released just now. The main reason is due to the fact that it's yet another Matrix parody. OH MY GOD, A MATRIX PARODY. HOW ORIGINAL. Feel free to leave a smart assed comment about how hypocritical that is.

It was made for a collab, though, and involves a scene no one's ever really made a parody of before (I assume), but that's hardly an excuse. Still, I made it and it's been on youtube for a few weeks, so fuck it I guess. Watch it and complain that it sucks or something. Or don't and tell me that I'm being a negative nancy. I could care less either way, as this is more of a release to keep fans quiet about another release as the Telefrancais collab is still being worked on.

Speaking of the Telefrancais collab... I'm still waiting on a few people to finish. Come on, people, don't let me down now!

In other news, I keep plucking beard hairs. I really need to knock that off... idle hands, I guess. Later.

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39 Comments

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:06 PM beenman19 says:

Love ya

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:08 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

wink

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:15 PM AronKong says:

I love you.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:16 PM Forgetthename says:

Don't worry about it. There may be a lot of Matrix parodies, but I found this one to be one of the more funny ones :)

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:18 PM PenutButtaJelly says:

I watched it on youtube, Funny stuff.

BUT LIEK DAMZ SOZ HIPOCRITICAL. LIEK OH HAWT DAMZ.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:18 PM Lacrelibero says:

Well I liked it, though it's definitely not as great as some of your other animations.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:20 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

I think I mainly hate it because the topic is so typical. It'd be like Rob doing a Mario sprite flash, you know? Leaves a bad taste in my mouth just thinking about it.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:37 PM Magical-Zorse says:

I have the same problem, except I pluck leg hairs.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:58 PM MrScriblam says:

lmao why did you let zyphonee into your collab

Jul. 6, 2009 | 5:59 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Cuz I'm dumb :3

Jul. 6, 2009 | 6:10 PM BlankShadowz says:

No, none of your cartoons suck! You set the bar for funny on all of them! :D

Jul. 6, 2009 | 6:13 PM fluffkomix says:

i have a habit of plucking nipple hairs.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 6:27 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Sounds painful.
Beard plucking is all location.
Location location location.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 6:34 PM PaperBat says:

Why no mention of alicia???

WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!

Jul. 6, 2009 | 11:56 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Hey, Newgrounds is strictly business. You want personal? Check facebook or something.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 6:54 PM Starogre says:

matrix? i learned about that in math class. why is that man wearing sunglasses? is he emo?

Jul. 6, 2009 | 11:58 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

He wears sunglasses cuz he thinks it makes him look cool.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 7:30 PM Brundaty says:

I loved it as if it were my own child.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 9:29 PM MrAbnormal says:

I woulda joined if I knew all of the cool people had joined

Jul. 7, 2009 | 12:00 AM Bobert-Rob responds:

Well, a few people did. Hell, you still technically can, but it'd depend on the quality of your idea. But whatev.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 10:14 PM KidDeath says:

Oh c'mon, its was hilarious and you know it. Be happy! That shit will get on front page. Mainly because I put a gun to Toms head and told him to do it with in the next day or die... YEAH, I LIKED IT THAT MUCH. High Five!

Jul. 6, 2009 | 10:19 PM cantflyman says:

I wish I could have beard hairs to pluck. Oh well. My mustache hairs will have to do.

Jul. 6, 2009 | 10:54 PM Zyphonee says:

I have been linked to in Bobert-Rob's profile. I am happy now.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 12:19 AM ScelesticFish says:

Gimme Gimme

Jul. 7, 2009 | 12:57 AM MrQnix says:

It didn't suck, it was awesome.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:17 AM fede1920 says:

too bad that telefrancais collab is already full , ohwell

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:58 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Not full, just almost there. I could squeeze in more if people came to me with good ideas. Either way.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 2:36 AM NightBreaker says:

I was like 'OH YAY, NEW BOBERT FLASH-oh wait...'
Being subscribed to you on youtube can burst bubbles.
and they were happy bubbles, I'll have you know.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 2:38 AM NightBreaker says:

Beard plucking is all location?
What about a half beard?

*recieves hi-five from imaginary hand*

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:58 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

You're comparing apples to oranges, my friend.

Apples and oranges.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 3:15 AM MrScriblam says:

no seriously why would you let the guy who has this:

http://uimg.ngfiles.com/profile/2642/
2642380.gif

as their avatar anywhere near your projects

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:56 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

It was more of a case of he wanted to, and his idea was decent. That's all.
And he hasn't even finished, so if he doesn't finish then it can't go in. Simple as that.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:01 AM MrBigBone says:

Matrix flashes are so hot right now!

FABULOUS!

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:54 PM Oney says:

parodys for fuck sake what ever next

thanks for destroying the internet

Jul. 7, 2009 | 1:56 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

No problem, I do what I can :3

Jul. 8, 2009 | 12:29 AM NightBreaker says:

well, I bet movie of the week came as a surprise, then?

Jul. 8, 2009 | 5:12 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

It did. Though it's technically fourth place, but it's still ridiculous that there were no better movies on NG this week. Strange.

Jul. 8, 2009 | 7:48 PM XxXTHENIGHTWOLFXxX says:

yea i saw it .. it is real great but your siblings videos RULE ... lol i just have to ask .. what program do you use .. cus the inimation is really .. REALLY . good

Jul. 8, 2009 | 10:28 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Just flash, adobe flash. And quite a bit of trial and error. Yup yup.

*looks around the room aimlessly*

Jul. 8, 2009 | 11:22 PM NightBreaker says:

Oh, so it is, fourth place.
The system down the bottom of the screen always confuses me.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:29 AM psychomilkman says:

Yay! ^.^ I love ur flshes, it's about time you made another. Grr.

Jul. 9, 2009 | 1:25 PM marek127 says:

no iys awesome man I realy enjoyed it

Jul. 9, 2009 | 9:21 PM Brundaty says:

STILL waiting for Telefrancais Rawb! >:(

I can wait though. :)

Jul. 10, 2009 | 1:22 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

It'll take a little while. Some people are still finishing up, so once everyone finishes I can put a pretty bow on it all and deliver it. It'll be awesome!

Jul. 9, 2009 | 11:52 PM shadowslayer81 says:

"Idle hands"? what about THATH2?

Jul. 10, 2009 | 1:23 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Biding its time. It'll be released in due time. In due time.

Jul. 10, 2009 | 11:07 PM hordset76 says:

Neo a dog? wow thats random!

Jul. 11, 2009 | 1:54 PM Xcalivar52 says:

Yes. Dude. Just yes.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 3:46 PM FightingSeraph says:

It's not bad, but tWHYlight was much funnier.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 7:19 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Well of course, especially since twilight was such a terrible movie. Matrix: Reloaded wasn't great, but it was still relatively good. Just overly talky and some of the plot points were too self involved. Not to mention the length... sheesh.

Jul. 11, 2009 | 4:25 PM LoBoSeXuaL says:

its ok. i pluck my mustache hairs when im bored =p

Jul. 13, 2009 | 7:10 AM Olzie says:

Dude Dinner with Frenchie was genius 1 of my faves it is something i wouls expect Egoraptor to come up with none the less good job ^^

Your fan

Olzie

Jul. 14, 2009 | 6:09 AM thepetergriffin says:

Apples are better.

Jul. 14, 2009 | 3:39 PM Bobert-Rob responds:

Nommy nom nom

Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:25 AM Sheam says:

lmfao dude that shit was so hilarious. The end had you thinking it was going to be a cliche.. oh look.. he's gonna chase the ball, but no, lol.. He flies after it, commemorating neo that much more, ha ha, and everyone else goes whoosh.. man.

I'm gonna go watch it again. Shh.

Jul. 17, 2009 | 12:15 AM ConzGamez says:

Dont worry about plucking it, its not gonna really do anything. Just be content that it grows on both sides of your face unlike mine XD

Rob: HAHAHA I have invented half beard!

Me (watching): HEY!!! THAT GUY IS MOCKING ME D: