Ugh. More projects? Someone shoot me now, please.

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Robert Winchester @Bobert-Rob

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Ugh. More projects? Someone shoot me now, please.

Posted by Bobert-Rob - November 25th, 2008

WHY CANT I JUST STOP?!

SOME FRIENDS OF MINE TRICKED ME INTO GOING TO SEE TWILIGHT WITH THEM, ONLY TO LATER FIND OUT IT SUCKS ASS. AND NOW I'M PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE A PARODY OF IT INVOLVING ROB AND SAID FRIENDS. OTHERWISE THE UNUSED SCRIPT WILL DEVOUR MY SOUL.

WHY CANT I JUST NOT DO IT?! I HAVE 50,000 OTHER PROJECTS ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Of course, it should only take a week, so yeah. It'll end up being Siblings mini-episode 3, I guess, since it involves Rob. Johny doesn't show up in it, so it'll be the first Siblings episode that just revolves around one brother. Odd, I know, but it'll be alright. Incredibly half assed, yes, but it'll be funny. I think.

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JakBaronKing 2008-11-25 17:36:53

Twilight was already made into a parody.

What I was hoping to see from you was a continuation of Hand the the Heart.

OR a game of Sonic and the Anus! That game would make front page for sure!

Course you two have your own lives to do. So I won't push the masters of flash.

Thanks for keeping us entertained by your own time and effort!

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-25 17:36:53

Yeah, a shitty one. I could shit out a parody in a day too, but I'd rather actually make a GOOD parody. Just because I wasn't first doesn't mean it'll be worse. Trust me, I burn it much worse than the one currently on the front page. And I will continue my other projects, but quality work takes TIME. So... yeah. Wait for it. I can't help it if I'm a slave to inspiration.

JakBaronKing 2008-11-25 18:36:46

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chris-the-stick 2008-11-25 20:01:57

do a movie where the monster eats a cake instead of a girl

Araelyn 2008-11-25 20:18:26

YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO MY WISE WORDS OF WISDOM AND NEVER SEEN THAT MOVIE IN THE FIRST PLACE ROB.

Though, if it's inspiring you to create something, then I guess it's good for something.

HURRY UP AND FINISH IT. GOD. FRIG. JEEZ. CRAP. OTHER SUB-CURSE WORD.

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-25 20:18:26

YOU NEVER TOLD ME NOT TO SEE IT. I KNEW NOTHING OF IT AND FORGOT ITS LINK TO THE BOOK YOU MENTIONED YEARS AGO.

Yeah, I figure it'll be good for a quick laugh. Or something. And then people will complain that I still haven't finished my current projects and stuff. Yay.

linktube 2008-11-26 02:40:03

HAHAHA ohh rob you sly dog you. my friend thought it was good but thats only cuz he was making out with his girlfrind the whole time but... compared to runescape what is worse HOLY SHIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!!!
RuneScape VS Twilight 2008

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-26 02:40:03

Please, this has nothing to do with that. It's just a movie parody.

linktube 2008-11-27 00:14:21

your a poor sport =(

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-27 00:14:21

I know. :D

hertert 2008-11-27 14:43:35

Keep on truckin man, your stuff is funny, which is more than I can say for alot of newgrounds artists.

Dont' give up, we believe in you!

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-27 14:43:35

Okay.

commentator 2008-11-30 04:06:58

Hold it! Remember your training. Finish the sibling episode and you can do whatever you want!

Wait a minute... Who am I to tell you what to do..

Ah well... Just finish it :P

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-30 04:06:58

Of course I'll finish it, but this mini-episode is time-sensitive, so I gotta pump it out first. It'll be good, trust me. Hell, it'll prolly be the longest mini-episode yet. Won't break the 2 minute mark I'm sure, but it'll be more than a minute long... I think. Who knows, though.

shooga64 2008-11-30 21:13:14

Have you ever dyed your beard? idk just a random question....

Bobert-Rob 2008-11-30 21:13:14

Nope, never. I trim it too often for dying to really be a good idea. That and I grew out of the hair dying phase before I was able to grow decent facial hair. Random answer.

Zeara 2008-12-01 10:48:46

Considering i suck at animation i can't do one myself. Yes i know how you feel about the film, it killed my inner soul using a pitch fork made of crapy ideas. Man i could go on but that would just bore you XD lets just leave it with a quote "Damn you T!! Damn you!!!"

T for twilight ofcorse. heh... lol

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-01 10:48:46

Yes, damn T-wilight to hell. What with it's... well, I don't want to spoil my jokes, so I'll just say it's shit and leave it at that. Yes indeed.

Jigo22 2008-12-01 13:23:19

So, Let's see, you are working on:
1. Siblings Ep. 6
2.The Heart and The Hand Pt. 2
3. Footage of old games.
4. The Game of Jhonny Vs. The Evil Bubbles.

and now:

5. Twilight Parody (a.k.a Siblings Mini-Ep. 3)

Hell, that's a lot to do, and I know I'm missing stuff...

I only have to say, Take all the time you need.

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-01 13:23:19

The mini-episode is a really short thing, so I figure it could be finished in two weeks time. I finally got all the dialog recorded tonight, now it's just a matter of speed-animating for the next week or so and release it as soon as possible. And yeah, I need to stop throwing new projects on top of my work load, heh.

Texasota 2008-12-01 14:34:15

All you have to do is manage your time better and decide which is more important. I think you should do the heart and the hand pt2 before anything else, but that is just me do what you want. We still enjoy and believe in your work. But if that doesn't work BANG BANG your dead. Now be recerected as a reanimated ZOMBIE!

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-01 14:34:15

Well, this new mini-episode is top priority for a few reasons. For one, it's time sensitive, so the sooner I finish it, the better. Second, it's going to be short, so I can speed through animation and get it done in a few weeks time.
Also, the heart and the hand second part will most likely be finished and released on Valentines day of next year. A little ways off, yes, but you only have to wait a little more than two months, really. It'd also make sense as far as subject matter is concerned.

Orangerunnermaster 2008-12-01 15:00:14

oh ok ... *gets out my gun and shoots him in the hand* there i shot u...happy??? :l

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-01 15:00:14

*bleeds profusely*

Graustier 2008-12-02 02:50:20

Glad to see that the Twilight Monster didn't get you. Hopefully your coming parody at least slightly avenges the devouring of half the people that I know. As for your unfinished projects thus far, I'm sure you're beating yourself up worse than I could and anything I would do would be a respite. Seriously, medieval torture devices are out, it's all about the psycho-jigsaw-industrial-trap tortures these days.

Stay frosty... /-)

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-02 02:50:20

The movie was seriously terrible. I mean, maybe it wouldn't have been bad if it wasn't for... well, everything in it. Blah.

Dema-The-Hedgehog 2008-12-02 20:17:16

AHHHHG YOU SAW TWILIGHT? QUICK GET OUT THE LIGHTER FLUID AND DOUSE YOUR RETINA!! meh on the week end i saw bolt with my little bro and my mum wasnt actually that bad.

also twilight parody=funny as long as it make fun of many things such as: sparkling vampires,vampires that have reflections and its utter shittyness

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-02 20:17:16

God damn sparkling vampires. That was the most WTF moment I've ever experienced in a movie. So don't worry, it's covered in this. It'd gonna be good. I like it, anyway.

justaloner 2008-12-03 08:39:37

hey Rob how's everything goin?
oh what's this? a sibbling episode with only one?... this i gotta see.
and HELL NO!!! i'm not going to shoot ya. Who do you think who will clean up that bloody mess? not me, maybe Tom Fulp?
rootin for ya!!

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-03 08:39:37

Thanks, rooting is good. Also, I went ahead and threw Johny into the last scene at the last minute for some after-movie commentary. So now he's in it, just at the end, so it can still qualify as a normal Siblings mini-episode thing.

justaloner 2008-12-04 18:24:30

Hey Rob, i know that you're pilled up with projects but i was wondering if you could do a parody of jackass, after all those guys have done so many crazy shit maybe you should rant about those lunatics. I mean, they do some cool stuff but most of the times they do strange, disgusting and really gay stuff. You know guys better than me, you're from America and i'm from Portugal. So, you do the math (if you're good at it).
Anyways how did you get your flash maker is it adobe flash? i'm trying to (for free of course) download it, but i just can't find it anywhere.
Oh! i would prefer a bigger episode but i guess that takes a lot of your free time, so i'll just stop bugging you.
GO ROB!!!

Bobert-Rob 2008-12-04 18:24:30

Free trial's at their website, adobe dot com. Also, no, Jackass is a really old show and it's been parodied way too much. The main reason being I have no original ideas for it that I came up with personally. I only do ideas I come up with myself. Glad you like my stuff though.

justaloner 2008-12-04 18:28:46

when you got the chance of course

ChaosDragon227 2008-12-05 08:15:16

I have heard a lot of bad rap about both the movie and the book.

Ugh. More projects? Someone shoot me now, please.

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